Trade War Pae: US & China Dey Annoy Demma Self Equally, Eii!

Oh chale! According to Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, the trade tensions between the US and China be like say dem dey play 'who go vex first.' After serious negotiations wey happen for London, Lutnick talk say Trump give dem permission to chill small on top the aggressive way dem dey approach China, just so dem fit reach agreement.

He tell CNBC say after 25 hours of back-and-forth with Chinese officials, e be like the world's two big economies dey cool down small. Apparently, both countries bin dey accuse each other of breaking rules from the agreement wey dem make for Geneva last month. So, everybody just start put restrictions on top export goods.

Lutnick explain say: “The Chinese dem bin dey slow-roll with some rare-earth magnets. So, when dem no deliver, we too put our own counter measures in place. E be like mutual-assured annoyance wey dey go on.”

Trump Fit Annoy China Back Wey Dey Bee!

He talk say the talks bin dey respectful, no shouting or insults. Both countries believe say the outcome good for everybody. But he add say if China try pull any card like the rare-earth magnets matter, America go show dem say dem no fit just do anyhow to America.

He give example say the Trump administration fit just subpoena Chinese banks make dem open their records and show all the wrong things wey dem do. Also, the White House put restrictions on top ethane exports to China.

Ethane Wahala!

“Ethane dey make plastic. We dey supply 98% of demma ethane. No ethane, no plastic. Imagine say you dey try run economy without plastic,” Lutnick talk. “If you wan annoy us, the United States under Donald Trump strong enough to annoy you back equally.”

But instead, Lutnick talk say Trump choose to “go all positive.” E be like Trump decide say diplomacy be the best way forward instead of constant wahala.

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